Ethan and I have dueling finger puppets: he’s got an alien, I have a monster with a trunk.
Me: Aha! I sucked you up!
Ethan: No you can’t! I’m an alien with spikes on my head!
Me: I have a vacuum trunk. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Yes, I am coming back!
Me: I put my apple on my purse today so I wouln’t forget it!
John: You’re not out the door yet…
Me: (sadly) True…
Conversation with a coworker in the bathroom, as Wild Wild West has just come on.
Jenn: I love this song!
Coworker: I’ve never heard this song. Who is it?
Jenn: Escape Club.
Coworker: (blank stare)
Jenn: This song was big in 1987 or so.
Coworker: Oh, 1987. That’s when I was 3.
Jenn: (glares)
This one should really be on a t-shirt. And I will hunt you down for the royalties if I see it…
Make housework into a game…then your kids will do it for you!
In related news, Ethan loves drying dishes! He actually complained when I didn’t give him enough.
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