Jenn-ism #13

I came from from shopping at the commissary on the Air Force base, and handed John a plastic grocery bag.

Me: Today was Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Day at the commissary.

John: (surprised) Really?

Me: Yes. They didn’t ask me what kind of bags I wanted.

John: And you didn’t tell them?

*cue rimshot*


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