Review: The Friendly Toast
Posted in Review, Writing on 07/26/2009 05:14 pm by ifferjennThis weekend, I wanted an adventure, so John and I decided to take a tent we found on Craigslist for $10, strap the bikes to the car, and drive up to New Hampshire for some bike riding and camping. After our 9 mile ride (which was actually much easier than 9 miles here in Worcester), we realized how close we were to Portsmouth, and decided to check out The Friendly Toast, as it had been recommended by a friend.
Wow.
The decor is very…interesting. I would expect as much, as it is in Portsmouth, but I liked looking around and seeing some interesting things from my childhood, both toys and bowling alley memorabilia. Our waitress was very friendly and helpful, as was the menu. Kudos to whoever decided to include “to add to coffee, cocoa, & frappes” to their list of liquers. I started off with chocolate frappe with Bailey’s, and nothing could have made me happier at that moment. Not only could you taste the Bailey’s, you could smell it as well. Truly a drink I would have made for myself.
For dinner, we started with cheesy fries: fries with a mix of provolone and bleu cheese with a side of strawberry-habenero dip. I was quite happy with the fries and provolone (for me, the strawberry in the dip lulled my taste buds into a false sense of security, so they were unprepared for the habanero), but John went so far to say they were the best cheese fries he’s ever had. John followed up with a breakfast burrito (a flour tortilla filled with scrambled eggs, black beans, salsa, the house avacado-lime sauce, cheddar, & a fresh cilantro spread), which he was also quite happy with. I continued with King Cakes: two pancakes with bananas & chocolate chips inside & peanut butter in between, with real whipped cream on top, encircled by a side of (vegetarian) bacon.
One word for this dish: WOW.
In the past, I’ve been a bit conservative in trying out new restaurants, and while I liked everything on the list for this dish, I wasn’t sure how they would all be together. Truly, they are completely decadent and rich beyond comprehension. As the serving sizes on everything were enormous, I took home about 2/3 of the King Cakes, which I sat down to eat this afternoon. I got through another 1/3, happy to find they might have been even better cold, then found they would be rich enough for dessert. I didn’t get a chance to try that; John finished them up for dinner.
After eating here, I wished more than I have in the past three years that I still lived in New Hampshire. But, happy day! They have another location at Kendall Square in Cambridge! Now I have another must-see stop when I come into Boston.
Overall, two entrees, one side, two beers, and a frappe with Baileys came in just under $50. All this food easily lasted two and a half meals, though, so I wouldn’t worry too much about saving up for a trip. Next time, though, I shall be trying the Granny Melt.
The Friendly Toast is located at 121 Congress Street in Portsmouth NH, and at 1 Kendall Square, Building 300 in Cambridge MA.


